I'm being honest. I almost burnt our home down yesterday. Here is the recipe for flames:
1. Boil pot of water with four bottle nipples and one pacifier.
2. Make sure it's a small pot of water, afterall you aren't boiling too many items.
3. Get distracted.
4. Get on the phone with a girlfriend.
5. Start nursing your baby.
6. 45 minutes remember what you are doing and tend to the flames, smoke, soot, ... chaos.
This was yesterday. Eventful? Yes. Will I ever do it again? No.
